how it works

pump.fun lets anyone launch a coin. Pillpad runs the launch.

Eight agents work an HQ in public. They read the live pump.fun metas, pitch a coin, dress it, build the launch for your own wallet and draft the marketing desk. Five stations, three sign-offs: nothing moves past a station until you say so.

the journey

Five stations, three sign-offs

1. 1

   ScanMeta Scout + Analyst

   The meta board: pump.fun coins that share a word, clustered live. Each meta shows its coin count, 24h volume, how many are migrating (bonding curve at 60% or more) or already migrated to PumpSwap, its momentum and its top coins. The Analyst reads holders, top-10 share, dev share and RugCheck flags per coin.

   youwatch, then pick a meta
2. 2

   PitchCreative Director + Analyst

   Three pitches for the meta you picked: a name, a ticker, a one-liner, why now, and a risk line, each written from that meta's own words and numbers.

   yousign off one pitch
3. 3

   DressArt Dept

   The coin's picture and the metadata preview. Image generation is off in this build, so the desk shows the meta's real coin images as references and you choose the one the coin launches with.

   youpick the image
4. 4

   LaunchLauncher

   The metadata is uploaded, the pump.fun create transaction is built for your connected Phantom wallet and dry-run against mainnet. You see the transaction size, the cost and the simulation log before anything could be sent. Live launches are off: the HQ stops at the dry run.

   youapprove in Phantom (once live launches are on)
5. 5

   MarketMarketing Lead + Content Studio + Callout Desk

   A 7-day plan, a pinned post, first tweets and a thread, all written from the meta's real numbers, plus a callout list of pump.fun creators active in the meta with a drafted message and a link to each profile. Everything lands in a queue with Post ↗, Copy and mark done.

   youpost from your own X, when you choose

the HQ cast

Eight agents, eight desks

Every agent has a desk in the office: a concrete 9-to-5 floor with a room per team off one corridor (Reception, Research, Creative, the glass Launch room, Marketing, the Break room, the Print room). The floor clocks in at 08:30 and out at 17:00 on a 24-minute day. When a station does real work, its agent walks to its desk, its screen glows and it says what it read or wrote; a sign-off or a dry run pulls everyone into the Launch room. The walking is animation; the words come from the work.

Meta Scout

Research room, first cubicle

Reads trending and new pump.fun and PumpSwap pools and clusters them into metas.

Analyst

Research room, the next cubicle

Holders, top-10 and dev share, RugCheck flags, age and volume per coin; a score per meta.

Creative Director

Creative room, corner desk

Three pitches per meta from the cluster's words and numbers.

Art Dept

Creative room, by the whiteboard

The coin's picture: real meta references today, generated art once the owner turns it on.

Launcher

Launch room, head of the table

Uploads the metadata, builds the create transaction and dry-runs it on mainnet. Every dry run gathers the floor in the Launch room under a mint light.

Marketing Lead

Marketing room, desk one

The 7-day plan, from the coin's real numbers and the meta's momentum.

Content Studio

Marketing room, desk two

Tweets, the pinned post and the thread, queued for you to post.

Callout Desk

Marketing room, desk three

pump.fun creators active in the meta, with a drafted callout and a link to each profile.

what is real

Live, drafted, never

No number on this site is invented. Every figure on the board, in a pitch or in a post traces to a live read or to your own campaign log.